Blonde Jokes One

Published by in Humor
7th Feb 2012

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the
front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to
do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The
blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint
and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the
house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should.
She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to
the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,”
the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
“Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the
blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”