Blonde Jokes One

Published by in Humor
11th Jul 2010

1.

What is the name of a blonde with a brain?

Pregnant.

2.

What is the name of a blonde that dyes her hair black or dark.

Artificial intelligence.

3. 

Why don’t blonde eat pickles?

Because they can’t stick they’re head in the glass.

4.

Why don’t blonde eat bananas?

Because they can’t find the zipper.

5.

What means a blonde blowing in the ear of the other one?

Brain transplant.

6.

Why did the blonde climbed a wall made of glass?

To see what was on the other side.(lol you can see through glass)

7. 

What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche.

You never lend a Porsche to a friend.

8.

How does a blonde kill a bird?

Throw it out the window.

9. A blonde orders a pizza by telephone. The person from the pizza asks:

 The lady wants me to cut in 4 or 8 pieces?

    The blonde says:

 4 please. I can not stand eating 8 pieces.

10.

Why don’t blonde breastfeed their children?

Because it hurts putting their breasts to boil.

Thanks everyone who watched my jokes i don’t know you their good or not so thumbs up :D