10) Drink something refreshing and use the bathroom afterwards. You usually don’t get bored sitting on the    toilet. At least I don’t..

9) Read. Duh.

Go on Triond and type up a list of things I do when I’m bored.

7) Lie on the couch and watch T.V. (P.S. Don’t forget to turn it on! Happened to me once. I lay there for like, ten minutes wondering what the hell I was doing.)

6) Go to the mall and end up dying of boredom there.

5) Think of all the reasons I am bored. For example, right now, I’m bored because I’m tired. I’m bored because my leg hurts. I’m bored because I’m hungry. Like that. It doesn’t have to make sense, even if mine does.

4) Eat. Like a damn pig! Sorry. I have nothing against pigs, I love them. I’m just super hyper right now. I had to make this sedimentary rock out of candy, yeah? And I ended up eating like half of it. So too bad, science teacher, you only get half a rock.

3) Nag my mom about being bored. I love doing that. She gets so irked by me, it’s great.

2) Listen to music! Hah! You thought this was gonna be number one, eh?! Well, it’s not! Actually, it’s supposed to be number one, but I just wanted to prove you wrong. So.. Hah.

1) Do what you love to do! Like for example, I love playing the piano. So I play the piano. If you love to play football, then play football. It doesn’t matter if your grounded in your room or something. Just toss the football around like a lunatic and when your mother comes in to call you to dinner, she’ll find you chasing a football around your little room and she’ll wonder, why the hell did I have to be the one that ended up with the crazy kid? I’m just kidding.

0) Whatever, I know you’re not supposed to have 0s, but I just wanted to prove you wrong again. PUT 0s ON YOUR LISTS! BE FANSOMETASTIC!