Bush Finds New Career

Published by in Humor
20th Oct 2009

After eight years as President of the United States, George W. Bush has found a new career as a country music singer. He is rumored to be taking a up the role of Porter Wagner as Dolly Pardon’s partner. Here’s an excerpt from one of Bush’s songs:

Got my guitar – and I’m gonna’ play some music –

If I don’t get this suit off my back, I may lose it –

Yaw ain’t seen the troubles I’ve seen –

Ike Eisenhower I never was, and I ain’t ever been –

Well – T-E-X-A-S – – –

Oh, T-E-X-A-S – – –

How sweet to be home again!

Well – T-E-X-A-S – – –

Oh, T-E-X-A-S – – –

You’re my one and only friend…