Bush Isn’t Alone: Dumb Things Said by Past Presidents

Published by in Humor
4th Mar 2008

Gerald Ford

“If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.”

“That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries.”

“I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.”

“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.”

“President Carter speaks loudly and carries a fly spotter, a fly swasher — it’s been a long day.”

Bill Clinton

“You know the one thing that’s wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.”

“African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.”

George Bush Sr.

“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job.”

Calvin Coolidge

“When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.”

Ronald Reagan

“Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.”

“There is a mandate to impose a voluntary return to traditional values.”

Richard Nixon

“I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.”

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Shawny Nevill

attack more democrats 😉

nice article!

  • IcyCucky

    What a great collection..

  • William

    Nixon”s is my favorite

  • Liane Schmidt

    Very funny article! Nice work.

    Best wishes.

    Sincerely,

    -Liane Schmidt.

  • ranfuchs

    and anyone still claims that we need to spread OUR democracy to the rest of the world ?

  • Gerlaine

    That was great! Love your articles.

  • Mishelle

    I actually have a book called 1001 stupidest things said

    and these where in there

    its really funny though hahha