Chewing Gums From Condoms

Published by in Humor
4th Feb 2011

How often we, Filipinos become the object of laughter? And those incidents sometimes have been brought to forum groups as debate subjects. People who belittled Filipinos do not realized that Filipinos have some unique ways to show vengeance in a very friendly manner without hurting people – to tell them that never mess with Filipinos.

 

Image via Wikipedia

Read and listen on the conversation of two people inside a fast-food restaurant. By the way, don’t take this seriously. Laughter is the best medicine ever!

At a fast-food restaurant a Filipino is enjoying his hearty breakfast: coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam and etc. when an American friend who was chewing a gum came around, sits next to him and started an unwanted conversation.

“You Filipinos eat the whole bread?”

“Of course,” replied the Filipino.

(Blowing bubble with his gum) the American friend said, “We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts, we collect them and put them in a container then recycled, re-baked them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines. D’ya eat jam with the bread?”

Read more in Humor« Joke Time

“Of course,” the Filipino answered smiling.

(Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) the American friend said, “We don’t. In the States, we eat fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycled them into jam and sell them to the Philippines.” 

“Do you have sex in America ?” asked the Filipino.

“Of course we do,” replied the American friend.

“And what do you do with the condoms?” the Filipino asked again.

“Throw them away of course,” the American friend answered quickly.

The Filipino replied, “We don’t. In Philippines, we put them into a container, recycled them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!”

Hit Triond, Write and Get Paid.

  • corecz

    hah :D good post

  • papaleng

    LOL. very funny.. I almost fell off my chair.

  • pruelpo

    Thank you Corecz for your visit and comment.

  • pruelpo

    That you dude papaleng for the kind and funny comment. I appreciate them – good you still had to control not to fall off from your chair. hehehe.

  • pinoyatpagibig

    Haha so funny..mediocre naapi Tayo pero nakabawi din sa huli..

  • pguims

    LOL! I love this! malupit ang lupit!

  • mtrguanlao

    Hahahahaha! That was really funny!!! Nice answer by the Filipino,lol! I will pass this on to my friends,haha!

  • Ima Vee

    LOL…sweet revenge.. :-]

  • behindbars

    wahaha…pinoy ito, di mo kailan man maiisahan…funny share..

  • culprit pontiff

    alngan nmng mgplmang..hahaha..pinoy eh..

  • Ace Muldoon

    Good joke, but you shouldn’t give away the punchline in the title.

  • pruelpo

    @jeanperrie, parang manok na sasabuningin na kumikikig din hehehe. salamat sa visit Igan.

  • pruelpo

    @Ace Muldoon, I also had that plan though for SEO purposes I used those keywords. Thanks friend for your time.

  • The Filipino Diaspora

    This article has been indexed in The Filipino Diaspora. Read more articles written by this author in our blog.

  • pruelpo

    Happy to know it friend tfd. Thanks.