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It’s time for your semi-annual visit to your dentist. What better way to pass the time than to read a fortune cookie saying. Here are fifteen sayings from your dentist for your amusement:

1. A smile will get you everywhere unless you have a mouth full of rotten teeth.
2. Go ahead and eat all the sweets that you like. After all, you are supporting my son’s education.
3. It is impolite to floss in front of your girlfriend.
4. It’s time that you got at the root of your problems.
5. Hey, hey, hey, you have a lot of decay.
6. You will soon get a thrill at our powerful new drill.
7. You do not get gum disease by chewing gum.
8. Brace yourself for this important message. Your daughter needs braces.
9. Getting a crown on your tooth does not make you a King.
10. You’ll never pass the kissing test if your mouth has bad breath.
11. Make haste and go out and buy some toothpaste.
12. Never pick at your teeth with a fork.
13. Green teeth are not pretty or natural unless your name is Shrek.
14. Vampires should gargle twice a day with blood after brushing their teeth.
15. The tooth fairy is not real. Deal with it!