Chuck Norris Facts:

1. Do not speak of Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head.

3. Chuck Norris can divide by 0

4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE!

5. Chuck Norris does not have a micro-wave, Revenge is a dish best served cold!

6. Chuck Norris is every where but no where at once.

7. Chuck Norris is the Kings of no Kings.

8. Chuck Norris doesn’t play cards, they play for him.

9. Chuck Norris has never wrote a book, the pin inked himself.

10. Chuck Norris is right behind you!

11. Go to Google and in the search box put Chuck Norris and click feeling lucky.