Marketing gurus are always trying to come up with new ideas for naming their computers and peripherals. Here are twelve ideas that you be sent immediated into the trash bin:

1.   Dull Computer is a computer that stands virtually alone in it’s sad, slow, uninteresting performance.

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2.   Crash Computers are designed to crash once they are taken out of their box.

3.   Virus Forever has its own built in virus.

4.   Tusshi Bottoms are bare end computers. No peripherals are included with this product.

5.   Spam Notebooks are notebooks with a ready supply of spam.

6.   Lap Dance Monitors are hot in more ways than one.

7.   Confusing Computers are almost impossible to operate. Good luck getting this computer to run.

8.   Ink Smudge Printers will give you print quality that is totally substandard.

9.   Foxy Faxes provide automatic emails for hot chicks.

10. Hard Touch Keyboards are difficult to use with pounding on each individual key.

11. Of Mice and Men Mouse is a lifelike mouse that feeds on your hand.

12. Crazy Drive works in unpredictable ways. Memory and files can disappear in a flash.