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Funny Questions to Ask on Facebook

Published by webseowriters in Computer
September 27th, 2011

Ask these funny questions to your friends on Facebook and give them a hard fun time. You can also use these odd titles on your Facebook status.

Facebook is a social community which gives a true concept of global village. Everyday thousands of new users join Facebook to make new friends around the world, some people already have dozens of friends and some users have even hundreds of friends (I don’t know how they manage such a big friendship circle), some are very close friends, some are just hi hello friends, and obviously boyfriends and girlfriends are also included in the list.

The title of our post is little bit dump, I know it but some time we just get tired from serious talking, swear issues and daily routines so there must be a chill time to make some fun with your Facebook friends by asking some nonsense but funny questions. Some of my readers may found it weird but no problem; it’s a fun time buddy. Just ask these bizarre questions to your Facebook friends and note their open mouth expressions.

10 most funny questions to ask on FB:-

1. You are my best friend and I want to share the biggest secret of my life with you, do you know, I am the ex husband of Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie? Now tell me about your big secret?

2. Do you clean your nose today? If not than parcel your nose dirt the US QW laboratories because they are researching on the most rotten things in the world.

3. How many farts do you expose everyday?

4. I know you stole silver spoons from Pizza hut last night, don’t you?

5. Do you have anything in your death Will for me?

6. Tell me who is the more stupid guy on the planet earth you are again you?

7. Do you ever comparison, which is more beautiful, you are Lady Gaga?

8. Hurry tells me, how many seconds in a year?

9. I just discover the dead body of Hitler, are you coming are not?

10. Who will be the next president of United States, Wiz Khalifa, Britney Spears or Charlie Sheen?

Enough or do you want more Funny question for FB? Let know about your opinion in the comments below.

Also have a look at funny Facebook questions new list.

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  1. Posted September 27, 2011 at 1:42 am

    Good share.

  2. Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:01 am

    they are funny questions indeed.

  3. Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:10 am


  4. Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:22 am

    very funny.ha..ha..ha..

  5. Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:23 am

    Interesting. I could probably use some of them.

  6. Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:33 am


  7. Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:34 am

    @Christine Ramsay
    sure, its for you

  8. Posted September 27, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Nice share

  9. Posted September 27, 2011 at 10:43 am

    thanks for share

  10. Posted September 27, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    thanks dear

  11. Posted September 27, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    Funny, but if I asked my friends those questions, I wouldn’t have them for long.

  12. Posted September 27, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    I don’t think I would use them on facebook, a small group of good friends might be more amused.

  13. Posted September 28, 2011 at 12:57 am

    @Ruby Hawk
    its for fun

  14. Posted September 28, 2011 at 12:58 am

    Ok than use it on Google Plus :-)

  15. Posted September 28, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    a way to lose friends

  16. Posted September 29, 2011 at 1:13 am

    not really

  17. Posted September 29, 2011 at 1:40 am

    Those questions sound a bit Palinesque to me….

  18. Posted September 29, 2011 at 11:57 am

    Funny. I would have not to answer them.

  19. Posted September 30, 2011 at 7:05 pm


  20. Posted October 1, 2011 at 6:45 am

    Nice and interesting laugh.

  21. Posted October 1, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Very funny!

  22. Posted October 3, 2011 at 12:43 am

    funy share..

  23. Posted October 3, 2011 at 3:59 am

    Very funny joke! I have joke to you as well, there is a chair, and the chair have a shoe, the chair walking with a shoes, la la la la (just picture!)

  24. Posted October 3, 2011 at 9:26 am


  25. Posted October 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    1. My biggest secret is… Actually I’m Angelina Jolie’s father…
    2. This morning I found a dead dragonfly in my nose, he tough it was a cave or something?
    3. Ask my lawyer
    4. I stole a spoon from KFC kitchen… It’s belongs to the Colonel himself.
    5. I married Lady Gaga yesterday, you can marry her after I died… and you will be the next Gentleman Gaga
    6. Albert Einstein
    7. Don’t ask me, I’m man… Compare between Lady Gaga & Perez Hilton
    8. 60×60x24×365 = calculator low battery
    9. Is it invitation of funeral procession or barbeque party?
    10. Kim Khardasian.

  26. Posted October 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    lol, very smart answers

  27. Posted October 7, 2011 at 11:12 am

    lol, you make me laugh , that is funny

  28. Posted October 12, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Revisiting this article.

  29. Posted October 27, 2011 at 6:32 am

    Ha ha! Funny! Who is wiz Khalfia? I would like to know who the person is before I vote =)

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