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The Internet’s Greatest Annoyances
A list of all the things that take away from the fun of the internet.
- People who make music videos by cramming together random clips from shows/cartoons. Seriously, these people need to be shot. Someone managed to make a music video for [Scrubs] with Linkin Park attached. Comedy does not need a sad sound track! And of all these people, 90% of the have made something with Linkin Park’s In The End. THEY’RE OLD, THEY’RE MUSIC SUCKS, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE AND GET A HAIR CUT YOU OVERLY EMOTIONAL HIPPIE.
- Bloggers, Vloggers, Cloggers. Whatever you’re called, no one cares about your life. Stop wasting the precious server space with your stupid nostalgia/rants and get a damn shrink.
- Hackers. Stop with the viruses. Seriously. If you’re so hard up for attention you have to destroy people’s computers, maybe you should stop doing it randomly so you actually get the attention for doing it. Get a job working internet security for a big company, because you’re obviously qualified for it. The best part is, you can implant a new virus every once in a while and deal with it near instantly just to make yourself look even more skilled.
- People who can’t spell. No, I’m not attacking dyslexics. I’m talking about the LOLOLJKROFLMAO people. I doubt you’re in so much of a hurry you can’t take a few extra seconds to type out the whole word. I don’t care if U BRB. GSITH stands for GET SHOT IN THE HEAD, and you’re gonna see if any time you ROFL or LOL at me. This includes the KEKEKE and =^.^= people. There’s smileys build in to chat programs for a reason.
- Myspace, facebook, all other social website. Now, not only are social rejects glued to computers, but the guys who beat them up in high school, the cheerleaders who laughed in their face when they asked them to prom, the rich kids, the goth kids, the burn outs who live with their parents, EVERYONE. And they’re filling the internet with site after site of self fulfilling, attention whoring, LOOKATMELOOKATME websites. You’re all retarded. You each deserve a 12 gauge shell in the stomach. Maybe it’ll help some of you girls who are unhappy about their weight lose the 5 or 10 pounds you need to really feel pretty. Go out and make some real friends.
- MMORPG’s. Dungeons and Dragons too much work? Don’t have enough friends to actually play your super cool knight with his +3 dragon slayer sword? Well look no further, because now there’s 8 BILLION different games to fulfill any kind of unrequited dream you have. Be a Ninja, A Knight, A wizard, A Star Fleet Captain. All from the safety of the Internet. I swear to god I hope to watch you all get thrown into a giant blender. ESPECIALLY YOU, SHATNER! I’m glad World of Warcraft kills, because if you’re stupid enough to sit in front of a computer long enough to starve you shouldn’t be alive to contaminate the genepool anyway.
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