Computer abbreviations are used constantly over the Internet, for text messaging, and to make parents totally confused. Here are twenty-five new computer abbreviations to add to your collection:

1. TCS. This computer sucks.
2. IMAD. I married a dud.
3. MBHBO. My boyfriend has body odor.
4. SMPP. Squeeze my pimple please.
5. MBIO. My boyfriend is obnoxious.
6. KYDJ. Keep your day job.
7. PPP. Can’t you tell I have to pee?
8. YAAN. You are a Neanderthal.
9. YABM. You are boring me.
10. SSM. Stop spamming me.
11. SBM. Stop bugging me.
12. DPYN. Don’t pick your nose.
13. YAAL. You are a loser.
14. FFF. Fast foods forever.
15. IHTOH. I have tons of homework.
16. GAL. Get a life.
17. SAF. She’s a fox.
18. HAH. He’s a hunk.
19. BYT. Brush your teeth.
20. TAADMC. These abbreviations are driving me crazy.
21. YBICOY. Your boyfriend is cheating on you.
22. HAP. He’s a pig.
23. HIS. He sure is.
24. DYD. Dump your date.
25. CUYA. Clean up your act.