Some of today’s misguided society seem to conjure thoughts of negativity towards bloggers, but i know they are wrong. I know you have a life, I know that after your done reading this blog you’ll go and hang out with your girlfriend, i know that she is still committed to your relationship, i know she is not cheating on you with the guy at McDonalds who gives her preferential treatment by slipping in a few extra fries when she places her order, i know your parents still love you and are okay with you living in their basement, i still believe that you are just big boned, i know that when a female acknowledges your existence she secretly wants to fornicate.

Contrary to popular belief, blogging is the answer to everything. For example, “How do I spread awareness of my new business?”…Blogging! “How do I make money without expensive advertising?”…Blogging! “How did God create the world in 7 days?…Blogging! You see, bloggers are an important variable in the equation of the society. In fact, blogging should be a sport. And if it were, i would like to think of myself as a cheerleader, because i’d be supporting you in the quest for your personal virtual utopia.

Sorry all my fellow web-surfing cohorts, or for Spiderman my web-swinging cohort, but my non-imaginary girlfriend wants to do non-imaginary things with me tonight, so until next time i will leave you with this, Gobstoppers are completely misconstrued due to their given title. They are not everlasting, because they slowly corrode in the gentle tide of your saliva. Willy Wonka is a bastard.

(Save the hassle of typing in this url, and bookmark me! There’s alot more where this came from. (thats what she said) .