Break out your rock pick and your mining hat, for within the next 20 years, the robots are taking over. You may say, “What robots, I see no robots.” Well this comes down to the simple fact that robots are disguised as humans. In this article I will explain how to recognize them, their plans, and their motivation.

Now there are many tell tale signs of robotism. One of the most obvious being double-hiccuping. Now if you hear or see a “human” hiccup count in your head to 3. If they hiccup again within those three second, they are undoubtedly a robot. The reason robots hiccup twice is because of they have a certain chip that malfunctions to the frequency of crappy mini-van brakes.

The fail-safe method for spotting a robot is submergance. This is much more intracate than the first process. I will detail this out in steps for ease of understanding.

1: Robots will imitate the bodily functions of humans, so if you see a suspect “yawning” get a glass of water ready.

2: As they are nearing the climax of their yawn grab the bottom maw of the technilogical menace and pour the water down its intake hole, or throat.

3: While its coughing hold its nose and wait 5 seconds. If sparks appear from any output hole of the “person” quickly dismantle it.

Now the biggest matter at hand, their plans. From what I understand from countless hours of binary decoding is that the robots are intimidated by the cyborgs. We! humans have been mistaken for the cyborgs, mostly because of our high usage of electronic devices. The pictures you upload to myspace and facebook are uploaded to the central hub of the robot intelligence google. They mistake our headsets, bluetooths, and phones as appendages. Under this impression they intend to use an EMP bomb to short circuit us. They however don’t have the processing power to compute that the EMP will not affect us and will ultimately destroy them.

However, with our need for electronics and technology we will inevitably recreate the lost tech and again will rise the robot nation. Not only will they be risin but they will have the information necissary to prevent another robotic extinction. They will instead purge the cyborgs by fire and taking the cell phone destruction as only mild casualties.