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Don’t Read This Unless You are Dumb

Published by Deriter in Humor
March 17, 2009

Start rolling your heads on the floor.

TO tell you the truth, I only too k1 hour to finish that website. Well let’s go to the main point then!

So, you have accepted you are dumb right? Well, you don’t need to panic. You are certainly not alone. Almost my whole family is dumb except for me (or wait a minute, is it the other way around). Anyway, who cares. Heard of Dracula? Well he was mentally ill. He though that necks where fleshy chicken. Just yesterday, I received this odd message though which I could not understand! It says ” Please revise your content”? I was like, “what the hack” when I found out that my article which was only about teaching young children alphabets. Come on! So, if you are really mentally ill, read on. Then, the next day, I found someone in my backyard cooking some peanuts. My head spun. How did he get in to my house. And you can’t simply cook peanuts!

 So after that incident, I decided to do a research on mental problems. And to the amazement of all mentally ill patients. I have come up with a Solution.You just need to say 1 + 1 = 2 and 2+2=5 or is it 4? Repeat this everyday and get your head working like a tornado the next day! HAVE Fun.

If you feel something wrong after reading this, I warned you though!

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