Eight Things That Make You Go Hmmm
This is another installment of things that make you go hmmm. Here are eight more things that make you go hmmm.
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These ponderables are really fun to write. I always enjoy reading people’s answers to these tough questions. Many of you feel the way I do about these things that make you go hmmm. I decided to come up with more things that make you go hmmm just to see what you all would do in these tough situations. Some of these may be hard and you might not be able to answer them. Remember that they are all in fun. Here are the eight things that make you go hmmm.
Would you rather have hair so greasy it constantly drips no matter how much you wash it or would you rather drool constantly? I would rather have greasy hair. When I had curls, my hair used to drip so I know what that feels like. Drooling is disgusting.
Would you rather as a man undressing in front of your partner for the first time have to reveal that you stuff your pants or that you shave your private parts? Since I am not a man, I don’t know how to answer this question. I would love to know what my male readers would do.
Would you rather eat your dinner every night for five years in a smelly outhouse or in a clean prison? I think I would rather eat dinner in a clean prison. I wouldn’t want to eat anywhere that smells.
Would you rather have a one-night stand with a stranger or with a close and previously platonic friend? I would rather be with a friend. At least you are familiar with the person. The stranger could be a stalker or a criminal.
Would you rather show up for a blind date with a small booger on your nose or a huge glob of sleep in your eye? I would rather have the sleep in my eye. I wouldn’t want anybody constantly looking at my nose for boogers.
Would you rather have jock itch or athlete’s foot for the rest of your life? I would rather have athlete’s foot because I wouldn’t want to keep itching for the rest of my life.
Would you rather be caught by your spouse in bed with your adulterous lover or get caught by the press embezzling money for the charity over which you preside? I would rather get caught with the lover since an affair is not a crime. You could end up in prison for embezzling money.
Would you rather spend a milestone birthday having such a horrible time that it’s memorable or be so bored you can’t remember it in later years? I would rather be bored. I wouldn’t want to have a horrible time at my birthday party.
These are all the eight things that make you go hmmm. I would love to know how you all would handle these sticky situations. Please remember that these are all done in fun and not meant to be taken seriously.