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Elevator Love

Published by blitz069 in Humor
February 17, 2009

Fun in an elevator.

Do you work in a tall building? Live in a tall building? Does your daily life require you to ride an elevator?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this is a guide for you.

Ever found yourself waiting aimlessly for the elevator to slowing go up or down til it finally reaches the floor you want? It happens, luckily for you, you found a few things to do in an elevator.

Here they are:

  1. Wait til the elevator fills up and then maon from the back saying “Oh not motion sickness again”.
  2. If theres only one other person, tap their shoulder from behind and pretend it wasn’t you.
  3. Hold the door open and insist you’re waiting for a friend. After a moment, allow the doors to close and say “Hi Jack, how are you today?”
  4. Stand close to someone and sniff them occasionally.
  5. Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask the if they hear a ticking.
  6. Move your desk into the elevator and when someone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
  7. Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.

Well, thats it for my compilation list. If you want to add some more, just leave a comment.

Thanks for reading.

A final note, if you really hate elevators and just want to get where you have to go. A little trick that works in some types of elevators is to press the floor you want to get off at, and at the same time pressing the close door button. In some cases, this will give you an express ride to your floor. Try it out butt remember not all elevator models work with this.

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  1. Posted February 18, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    LOL nice article!

  2. Posted May 8, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Number 6 is my favourite! closely followed by number 3.

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