The undertaker can be a rather sullen and morbid fellow. After all, dealing with the dead can do that to a person. Here are fifteen

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Fortune cookie sayings from the undertaker.

1.   You are dead.

2.   You are really quite dead.

3.   Don’t mock me. You are dead. Live with it.

4.   A tisket, a tasket, your bodies in a casket.

5.   You’re looking very well for a dead person.

6.   No dancing on your grave. It will upset the flowers.

7.   You’re looking bury elegant this evening.

8.   No protesting allowed. All we are saying is give death a chance.

9.   No food or drinking allowed. Of course, this would be difficult for you to do.

10. Stop coffin! People will think that you’re sick.

11. It’s time that you grow up and take responsibility. On second thought, too late.

12. You need to be covered up. You’ll catch a death of cold.

13. You are a deep thinker; approximately six feet deep.

14. Your future is looking bleak. Perhaps you’ll meet a female Zombie.

15. Keep a stiff upper lift. Actually, your whole body looks rather stiff.