Fifteen Things in Life That You Should Never Do

Feel a little adventurous?  Want to try something new? Here are fifteen

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things in life that you should never do:

1.  Never wrap a birthday gift with a python.

2.  Never put hot peppers in your Frosted Flakes.  The taste will not be “Great!”

3.  Never brush your teeth with axle grease.

4.  Never pierce your nose with an ice pick.

5.  Never stand on hot coals while eating ice cream.

6.  Never put talcum powder in your hair instead of shampoo.  Also, never wash your hair out with dish detergent.

7.  Never arm wrestle an angry chimpanzee.

8.  Never eat ten helpings of beans just before your performance at a concert.

9.  Never watch twenty episodes in a row of Barney and Friends while drunk.  Never watch twenty episodes in a row of Barney and Friends while sober. 

10. Never tell your wife that you are going to a Topless bar to get a little action.  You might end up in traction.

11. Never try to high five an octopus.

12. Never try to high five the Incredible Hulk.

13. Never ask your boss for a raise when your boss is about to have open heart surgery.

14. Never use your nose as a piggy bank.

15. Never drive a car and play a trombone at the same time.