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Five New Rejected Super Heroes
They gave it their best shot, but in the end they failed miserably.
- Super Dough Boy: He was pudgy. He was fat. Villains bounced off of him. Unfortunately, he fell victim to the evil Breadster. In the end, Super Dough Boy was just another loaf of his former self.
- Princess Cream Cheese. She was beautiful. She had creamy, white skin. She could stop criminals with her smile. She met a cruel ending. The Spreader stretched Princess Cream Cheese to the max. Poor, poor Princess.
- Salt and Pepper Duo. Two super heroes who had everything going for them. They could make villains salivate and sneeze at the same time. They suffered a horrible fate. Dr. Condiment shot his Ketchup gun at our heroes and rendered them helpless.
- Peanut Butterman. One of the most cheerful super heroes around. With his famous Peanutgun, Peanut Butterman was able to cause super villains to laugh like crazy and become quite nutty. Jelly Lad was mischievous and rotten. He launched a barrage of jelly doughnuts at Peanut Butterman that knocked Peanut Butterman senseless.
- Onion Girl. Talk about your crying super hero. Her special whip could bring tears to any adversary. She was secretly in love with Shrek. Onion Girl triumphed over many battles until she came across Garlic Kid. Onion Girl was overcome by Garlic Kid’s strong odor. Before passing out, Onion Girl was able to summon her Onionmobile. One can only guess where her secret hideout is located.
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I see we share the same taste in superheros.
funny stuff
Oh yeah, Where is oniongirl’s secret hideout.
Monica
Very creative!!