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Five Things Not to Do in Front of Michael Jackson
Do not try these at home. It is not recommended you try them in public, either.
- Do no shout “I am a boy!”
- For that matter do not shout “I am a girl!” either. Just like all foods taste like chicken, the same rule applies for Michael Jackson; all humans are just as good.
- Do not “throw your teacher over aboard”. She will scream…but with lawyers and everything, its just not worth it.
- If, or rather once, you start running, do not remove any clothes while running away. In this case lightening the load would not help at once. When Michael Jackson sees little kids removing clothes, he can beat Usain Bolt in the 100 meter.
- Do not do the hokie pokie in the middle of the highway. I have tried this once with results possibly worse than meeting Michael Jackson.
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