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10 New Candy Names

Published by Steven West in Food
June 19th, 2009

Here is a humorous list of 10 new candy names.

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The economy is still in terrible shape. Businesses are closing down and unemployment continues to rise. Despite all of this, we can still go out and buy some candy for our kids. Here is a new list of creative candy names:

1. Barack Jaw Breakers would be good for breaking up log jams in Congress.

2. Britney Spearmint Gum would give your mouth a little tingle and excitement.

3. Jolie Taffy would have a very bitter taste. It’s the type of candy that you give to your enemies.

4. Bush Licorice can get to be very sticky. You can stretch it endlessly just like the truth.

5. Lewinsky’s Chocolate Lover’s Delight is truly mouth watering.

6. Hilary’s Red Hots will put your mouth on fire. Lewinsky lovers beware!

7. Biden’s Bubble Gum produces the largest bubbles. Be careful that the bubbles don’t blow up in your face.

8. Cheney’s Fudge Bars will bring out the beast in you. Great snack when you are going hunting with a friend.

9. Palin’s Sour Balls will bring out the anger in you. One lick and you’ll swear that you’re in Alaska.

10.Pelosi’s Peppermint Pattys will never compromise on its flavor. One bite and you’ll feel completed liberated.

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  1. Posted June 19, 2009 at 9:48 am

    11. David Letterman chocolate covered candies, their melted when you get them out of the box.

  2. Posted June 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Steven, You are on right on track.

  3. Posted June 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    I may be on the wrong side of political correctness here, but I’ll try the Hillary Nut Crunch.

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