You’re back at school and having lunch in the cafeteria. You’re just hankering for a food fight. Here are ten do’s and don’ts in having a food fight:

1.   Never throw a pizza at a guy that is bigger than you. He’s likely to slice you up in eight pieces.

2.   Always place a napkin on your lap during a food fight. Remember your manners.

3.   Never throw a hamburger without adding mustard and ketchup. Come on, the messier the better.

4.   Always shake hands after the food fight is over with your mortal enemies. You can also high five with a custard pie.

5.   Never stop the food fight until a teacher or staff  member blows the whistle. Prepare to clean up the mess afterwards.

6.   Always aim for the hair. You want to give your victim a new wave look.

7.   Never pick your nose during a food fight. You don’t want to gross somebody out, do you?

8.   Always make sure that you aim your food to strike as many tables as possible. You’re going for mass effect.

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9.   Never throw milk during a food fight. You need the Vitamin D and protein that you get from the milk.

10. Always maintain your dignity during a food fight. If you have macaroni and cheese running down your neck, just wipe it off gently and carry on.