Here are twelve pharmaceutical fortune cookie sayings to ease the pain:

1. Where there’s a will, there’s a pill
2. Life is like a pill. It’s so generic.
3. Take a vacation from your medication at your own risk
4. A buggy full of groceries may still cost less than one bottle of pills
5. Pharmaceutical giants are friendly, benevolent, and kind. (Not!!!)
6. Show your patriotism. Take a red, white, and blue pill today.
7. Co-pays are like co-pilots, watch as they take off to the sky
8. A dose a day will keep the doctor away. Well at least for a month or two.
9. Keeping your blood pressure low costs a lot of dough
10. Never ignore your local drug store
11. Never overdose unless you want to be visited by a ghost
12. Take your prescription directly to your pharmacy. Get your prescription filled. Do not pass goal and do not collect $200.