Cookies are a delicious snack. There are so many kinds of cookies to choose from. Not all cookies are a success at the grocery store. Here is a list of names that never made it to the grocery shelves:

1. Chocolate Chip and Onions (Talk about your sweet and sour cookie)
2. Peppermint Pecan Twist (Taste got all twisted up with the peppermint)
3. Solar Eclipse Wafers (The sun disappeared and so did the cookies)
4. Rocky Graham Delight (Graham cracker cookies that looked like mountains and were as hard to chew as rocks)
5. Skunk Bites (Very tasty cinnamon cookies with a wicked smell)
6. Famous Hillary Sprinkles (Too much artificial coloring and flavoring doomed this cookie. Also, the Obama Almond Cluster was considered a safer and more popular choice.
7. McCain Maverick Animal Crackers (Old style cookie that did not appeal to a younger consumer)
8. Gore’s Green Tree Sandwich Cookies (Looked and tasted delicious. Unfortunately, after eating a few cookies, you felt very gaseous and uncomfortable.
9. Rosie’s Frosted Ginger Bread Supremes (Too much fat, too many carbohydrates, too much sugar, too much Rosie)
10. Brittany’s Fantasy Oatmeal Surprise (The taste really sent you into orbit. The problem was that it took you a long time to come back down to Earth)