Zombies need to eat just like the rest of us. Admittedly, Zombies are quite dead. However, they need to keep up their energy. After all, it isn’t easy walking around with a lot of loose body parts. Here are fifteen favorite foods of Zombies:

1. Cream of human liver. At least someone likes liver.
2. Kidney beans with plenty of kidneys. No stones are allowed.
3. Turtle soup without the shell. Zombies like to eat slow reptiles.
4. Leg of lamb, horse, donkey, or any other four-legged animal. Zombies particularly like camel legs.
5. Ear of yak. Zombies love to have a big Yak attack.
6. Peanut butter and bellies. Navels are not included with this sandwich.
7. Hot and cold dogs. Zombies like to have a little bark in their diet.
8. Any finger foods. Nails are not included with this meal.
9. French guy potatoes. Zombies like to have this with some French dressing.
10. Tongue sandwich. Zombies find this a little difficult to swallow, but they love the taste.
11. Chest toast. Zombies love to eat this, but they prefer to digest as little hair as possible.
12. Scrambled eyes. Young Zombies love to study. They are such eager pupils.
13. Nose pudding. This is one of the Zombies favorite desserts.
14. Elbows and noodles. Zombies love to eat this with a bloody, red sauce.
15. Buckwheat and butt. This is the Zombies favorite breakfast.