No one could deny that bananas are awesome, but they have so much potential, sadly underused by the crushing oppression of modern, banana-hating society. With the help of this guide,  bananas could be fun and entertaining fruits once more.

Have a Banana Fight

Have you ever noticed that bananas ever look like little cutlasses? This requires to people, but can be worth hours of fun. Each player has a single peeled banana and must hit the other’s fruit in an attempt to break it. If both bananas break at once, the one with the longest banana segment remaining wins. This becomes a complex game of strategy and trade-offs, requiring a careful weighing up of the poer from using striking with the middle of the banana, versus the risk of losing a large segment.

Peel it from the Wrong End

For generations, bananas have been peeled from the convinient looking tabbed end, resulting it much frustration, squashed ends and all kinds of other tragedies. In fact, it’s considerably easier to peal the banana from the alternative, less used end and eat down to the tabbed end. This cuts down on squashed ends and can greatly speed the banana eating process.Hopefully, within ten years, everyone could be eating their bananas from this better, more civilised end.

Leave it for a Month

Bananas provide a rich food source for all kinds of fun bacteria and fungi. Leave  banana out in  warm patch for a month and watch various colonies battle for control of the mighty banana. You should note that the banana turns to funny liquidy after a couple of weeks so it isn’t advisable to leave it on anything which might not want to be covered in banana juice

Eat the Whole Banana

Traditionally, we only eat the soft, middle section of the banana, despite the many benefits of the other parts. The skin is especially good for preventing you from wanting to eat nything ever agin, and the delicious tabbed end can keep you busy for hours of banana-y goodness. This also cuts down on waste nd is an ultimately, more environmentally friendly way of eating a banana.