It’s another day working in school. Time for a lunch break. Let’s go down to the good, old cafeteria. Oh great, the main item on the menu looks horrible to eat. Here are ten reasons why I hate eating school cafeteria food:

1.   The pizza looks cold and lifeless. The cheese is missing. The pizza has too much tomato sauce.

2.   The hamburger is overcooked. It’s wretchedly small. It looks like a rubbery piece of #@!$@.

3.   The chef’s special is a hot dog with potato chips. The hot dog looks burnt and shriveled. The potato chips come from a bag that is two years old.

4.   Moldy, green Jello greets your cafeteria tray.  You can actually see mold circling the Jello. On the gross meter, give it a ten.

5.   Head lettuce salad. A couple bits of cucumber and tomato adorn the salad. The salad looks like it should have been thoroughly washed. Instead, it is very gritty. There are also way too many onions.  One look at this salad will bring tears to your eyes.

6.   The tacos look like they tried to take a run for the border. The cheese is a strange brownish color.

7.   The meatloaf supreme looks supremely bad. The meat is so overcooked that you could bounce the meat on the floor.

8.   The buns of hell are awful. All doughy with no discernable taste. You’ll need to drink ten gallons of water to digest these buns.

9.   The mashed potatos are runny. It looks like the chef put twenty sticks of butter in his mashed potatos.

10. The tuna glows on the tray. Too much mercury does tend to do this.

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