Text Messages for Late Dinner Guests

Published by Dendro Azures in Food
December 9, 2008

Text messages you can send to your late dinner guests telling them to hurry up! May not be appropriate if it’s your boss or a first date.

Text messages for late dinner guests. This list courtesy of my cousin and his wife being late for dinner last night.

I feel like the Wicked Witch of the West – I’m melting!
–the ice

Help! The lemon is getting frisky!
–the ice

I need help! There are two people kidnapping my friends!
–the peanut

I feel so unwanted, unneeded and alone.
–the other chair

I can only stare at which I desire.
–the unwrapped straw

If I don’t get something hot and juicy to cut into, I’m outta here!
–the steak knife

I’m at my best when I’m hot and steamy
–the dinner roll

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Why do they keep staring at us?
–the other patrons

If someone would drink this water I wouldn’t be getting WET!
–the table

I’m waiting for you to light my fire!
–the grill

If you hurry, I’ll flip for you.
–the spatula

The sauteed mushrooms want to boycott your table.
–the appetizer

I’m going flat waiting for you.
–the pop

Where are you? I’m losing my head!
–the beer

I only have eyes for you, but I can’t wait forever.
–the potato

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MMV Abad

Posted December 9, 2008 at 3:24 am

I like best the steak-knife and the dinner-role. LOl! That would hurry them up.

P.S.
I’m using goggle chrome. The like button and the post using Triond credentials. They seemed not to be working here.
BC Doan

Posted December 11, 2008 at 4:52 am

This was cute!
JK Kristie

Posted January 9, 2009 at 8:29 pm

lol…a fun and cure read.
JK Kristie

Posted January 9, 2009 at 8:30 pm

lol…a fun and cute read.
Virginia Wolfe

Posted February 12, 2009 at 8:46 pm

these are great! if i had a phone i would use some of these for sure!!!!
virginia morgan

Posted February 12, 2009 at 8:47 pm

oops forgot to mention that i am giving this a thumbs up on su!!!
macon

Posted March 21, 2009 at 9:20 am

haha.. funny!