Have your parents been forcing you to eat vegetables? Well, when they’re not looking, here are some ways to make vegetables disappear from your plate!

1. Wear rubber shoes. — A perfect place to hide or dispose cabbages, carrots or pickles.
2. Place all carrot, broccoli and potatoes in your pocket. — Yep, remove all keys, coins or gum wrappers from your pocket before dinner, there must be enough space to hide 50% of the vegetables. We don’t want them to be forced through your mouth or esophagus now, do we?
3. Pretend to accidentally spill juice, wine, beer or milk all over your plate where the vegetables are. — The results of this might be futile, they could give you more knowing that you really didn’t eat some. But it’s still worth to try. But, you can do this over and over again until there’s no more vegetables left.
4. Read while you are eating. — Tell your parents you have an important exam and you’re not allowed to fail. Once they look away, squeeze all possible vegetables in between the pages. Make sure to squeeze the green vegetables first, they’re the healthy ones, therefore, they’re deadly.
5. Make the small tomatoes roll under the table. — Obviously, you can’t squeeze this in a book. Make them roll under the table. But beware though, they might roll over to your parents.
6. Insert some peas in your nose. — This is kinda dangerous, it might clog your nose and lead to unexpected death after chocking or suffocating, but if you’re an expert, you can do it.
7. Catapult them to the nearest garbage bin. — Use your spoon. If there is no near garbage bins, your mother’s vase will do the trick.
8. Place them in a dining room decoration. — Have you ever seen plastic fruits in a basket? Yeah, I’m sure you have, place them there. Don’t worry. They’ll blend in. But be sure to remove them and throw them while everyone is asleep. If they rot there, you’re parents will surely find out. So, remove them.

Right now, those are the things I do to my vegetables. Do these, and you’ll never eat a green leaves again. Make sure not to place them in your mouth. Your taste buds will generate chemicals to possibly melt the vegetable.

(Fact: This is only made for the entertainment of all of ou readers. And the author wrote this because she’s bored and crazy.)