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Fun with the Euphemisms
Like everyone I get a lot of spam and I think all the phrases that try so hard not use specific words are hilarious.
The wonderful night will never be spoiled by the limpness of your weapon
She will love your big flute
Fertilize your male tree
Your powerful uprise will excite women
Make your rocket fly again
Your instrument will be stronger
Bigger snake for few days
Exclude flaccid hose risk
Launch your love spaceship
You will be able to give her real lovefest that will end up with full exhaustion
Your love torch won’t blow out
make manhood colossal
make woodstock hippie arousal
you new improved stick will be bigger than the brick
your man’s engine won’t crash
iron hot rod forever
she will stay by your side as you have the bulgy pride
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