Funny Poop Jokes
Naughty short poop jokes.
1) A Punjabi Sardar was sitting in Central New York Park and reading newspaper, a TV reporter saw the wonderful Sardar and call him for an interview.
TV reporter: what are you doing here?
Sardar: I am reading newspaper
Reporter: good, so what is your name?
Sardar: My name is Poop Singh
Reporter: Oh it’s a very disgusting and weird name, I cannot publish this interview on our channel with your name so kindly change you name.
Sardar: OK, no problem, ask my name again.
TV reporter: So Sardar Jee what is your Name?
Sardar: My name is Rose Singh Poop
2) Mr. Smith once go to a public toilet in Disney Land, when he come out from the toilet the attendant ask him 5 dollar for toilet bill.
Mr. Smith: I just did a shit there, not made a Cyber date with my Facebook girlfriend.
3) Some amazing types of poop:-
- Classical poop: A poop type when you spend at least one hour in toilet with bizarre sounds.
- Rascal poop: When you lost your sense with the smell of your own poop.
- Hybrid poop: A multi colors poop.
- Doctor poop: How often should you poop a day?
- Emergency poop: When you leave your classroom for poop without any permission.
- Naughty poop: When you go for a poop but come out from toilet with constipation.
- Confused poop: When you thinking about another poop during a poop.
I apology my fans if they feel these jokes dirty or disgusting, its just a funny share so kindly don’t take it serious.