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Funny Signs to Make You Laugh

Published by Steven Kroft in Humor
November 22, 2008

Just some strange and unusual sign to make you laugh.

Here are a few signs you might enjoy! Some might be more humorous than helpful depending upon your IQ.

Thanks for the warning! You just saved some of us a trip to the emergency room.

I’m not 100% certain, but you might want to think about bringing your own chair if you want to eat at this restaurant. And you might want to use the bathroom before you come!

Honey, could you take my automatic rifle back to the car? The sign said it’s not allowed. Apparently there is nothing allowed past this point!

Apparently the cop never took the time to read this sign, because he’s still sitting there! He’s going to make a good detective someday, because of his attention to details!

A universal sign for bus stops, park benches and restrooms, if I had these signs. I wonder if the designer of this sign is a comedian on his days off!

This could prove to come in handy on those busy nights at the local bar! Two beers or less means more frequent trips to the bathroom and some people are just too lazy for that. Am I right gentlemen?

If you’ve drank enough beer to where you had to use a lift, then I’m sure that is a sign that you don’t need anymore to drink!

Mmm! Sounds enticing, doesn’t it?

I’m just speechless! I have to go get a tissue to dry my tears of joy!

They were talking about the golf balls, weren’t they?

Parents beware! I do believe they actually mean it!

Wouldn’t it be amazing if dogs actually responded to this sign?

Here is your advertising dollars at work!

It goes to show you that creativity knows no boundaries, so no matter how dumb you think your idea might be, just remember that there is always someone willing to pay for that so called dumb idea of yours!

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  1. Posted November 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    I think I like the “dog language” one the best. Hysterical!

  2. Posted November 22, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    As i understand it:
    No Motorcycles, No Flower-picking, No Sitting on the Edge of the Grand Canyon, No Cops, No Littering, No Trumpets, No Roller-Skating, No…Posing for Modern Art, No Rifles, No Dog-Walking, No…Large Towers, and No Camp Fires…or Toads, maybe

    =)

  3. Posted November 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    LOL! The golf balls one was hysterical. Perhaps it’s because I’m a woman, and that kind of humor just makes me snicker..lol! Cute signs.

  4. Enzo Silvestri
    Posted November 22, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    who goes around taking these pics? Who has the time?

  5. Posted November 23, 2008 at 4:18 am

    there really are funny things in the world :D

  6. Memoryz
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Lol very good!

  7. lolz
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 10:48 am

    lolz… nice

  8. Posted November 23, 2008 at 11:03 am

    haha..dis is funny..

  9. Posted November 23, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    I like it, it’s funny.

  10. Posted November 23, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Some pretty good chuckles, here.

  11. Posted November 23, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    Ha ha, these are great, the dog sign was my favorite

  12. Posted November 23, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    I have to check out Toys R Us : )

    These were rally good.

    Grant

  13. Posted November 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    Very funny!

  14. Posted November 23, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    I love hooters

  15. holagurrl25
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Very funny, but the author’s comments are not.

  16. Posted November 23, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    Very good, it gave me a smile or two. thanks.

  17. Alice Donatelli
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    these signs were great. made my night. i am still laughing.

  18. Steve
    Posted November 24, 2008 at 9:30 am

    I believe the sign about the Espresso and Free Puppy was taken at my dentist’s office. Kewl.

  19. Eden Emersen
    Posted November 24, 2008 at 9:59 am

    My favorite is the unattended children :)

  20. M.C. Johnson
    Posted November 24, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    That was so funny! I couldn’t stop myself from laughing.

  21. johnny yuma
    Posted November 25, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    That one is the perfect way to have the parents keep the kids in tow. Not many want them having espresso even if they didn’t mind the pet.

  22. Posted November 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Very funny!

  23. Posted November 27, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Lol! now that was well funny. Great work!

  24. charlie
    Posted November 27, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    the truth hurts………

  25. Posted February 1, 2009 at 6:43 am

    Hi Steven, just wanted to let you know that I found a website that republished your whole article: http://pangsai.com/funny-signs-to-make-you-laugh/. I don’t know if you gave authorization for this, but I tell you, just in case.
    I found it thanks to a tool that I found and I explained its use in my last article, “How to know if your content is being stolen”.

  26. Posted February 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Hi, I found one of my articles published 9 times on Pangsai (thanks to Maria Blazz). It looks like they also published your article multiple times.

    Wow, I just found several more articles from PurpleSlinky there. I know they are not authorized because they were either my wife’s or mine. This guy is determined.

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