1.Have you ever drove deliberately toward an approaching tornado, while everyone else were trying to get out of its way? Me either, I’m called a tornado chaser. When I see a tornado,  I run, the tornado’s have to chase me.

2.Have you ever been on a air plane that almost crashed? Remember your heart pounding, your sweaty palms, the over whelming feelings of panic and fear. I know how you felt, I’ve been there too. That’s how I feel just thinking about flying in a plane. I have never flown before.

3. Have you ever been at a social event where no one spoke to you? You felt invisible, embarrassed and even a little angry. You wanted to take the first exit out. Then you hear a voice calling your name, what a beautiful sound. It turns out to be one of the nerds you work with.   

4.Have you ever been in a public rest room, to find out after the matter, there’s no toilet paper? You look around in desperation, you even try to look under the two stalls on the sides of you. There, a small piece of toilet paper on the stall floor next to you. You can’t reach it.   (you figure it out)

5.Have you gone to a crowded mall, came out, and couldn’t find your car?  You try to appear calm, you feel like every one is looking at you, you casually walk around the parking lot, not wanting anyone to know you can’t find your 2ooo lb. car.

6.Have you ever made a bad comment about your mother in law, not aware your six year old was listening? The next  time your mother in law came to visit, your child tells grandma, mommy said why don’t you just move in with us,.Opps, She heard me tell her dad, why don’t you just let her move in with us, she’s here all the time anyway.

7.Have you ever been out with some co workers to a fancy restaurant? You order a big juicy steak. You take the first bite, to find your self chewing on a big fat gristle. You chew, and chew, but it’s still there. You get brave and try to swallow it, it refuses to go down. Finally, You get your napkin, pretend to wipe your mouth while you slowly push the Grissel out into the napkin. It’s gone, (dummy) that’s what you have done to start with.

8.Have you ever been out some where, looked down, to find your socks are different colors?

9.Have you ever been in a quiet place, your stomach starts to grawl, you start to squirm around, cough, clear your throat, hoping no one hears your growling stomach.

10.Have you ever, fell down in a public place? There you are on the floor, out the crack of your eye, you peek up and see all those people looking down at you, you want to crawl in a hole, but you slowly get up, trying to hide the pain in your knee, assuring every one you are ok. (you feel like an idiot)