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How to Make Friendships with Aliens

Published by mackilator in Humor
February 13, 2009

If you hear a strange sound, do not be afraid, it must be an alien.

Do not think that he /or she/ is not afraid too, just be cool. First try to look him right in the middle of his eyes /if you can locate them/ and make a welcome sound  like: hey whats up alien! If all is good he/or she/ will say: yo man!

After first contact alien will try to investigate you and find out all about your social and political situation,but you will stay com and pretend to be a rock star. When he realize that you are “big piece fo pie” everything will be different. You are now in advantage and just wait for his mistake. Do not lose the eye contact and try to take keys of his vehicles. When you take keys try to start machine and send your relatives to make conversation with him.

Do not think it will be easy, but you must be like 007, quick and sober.

After you reach the open space you can relax and start thinking about your future. And what about alien…….?

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