Who says girls and guys can’t be “just friends”? Forget what everyone says and follow these surefire ways to being “one of the guys.” (Not responsible for damages and any money that will be spent in therapy as a result.)

1. Laugh at all jokes, especially the dirty ones about bananas.
2. Better yet, come up with your own dirty jokes, preferably about bananas.
3. Find flatulence extremely funny.
4. Talk about food, focusing on how much you can eat in one sitting if you’re starving.
5. Become a fan of Paris Hilton.
6. Keep up with the latest NBA stats and learn all about fouls, strikes, fumbles, penalty kicks…
7. Compare bicep size.
8. Arm wrestle with them, shoot pool, spout off trig identities, watch Family Guy….
9. Laugh at yourself and stupid things that other people do (in a good way).
10. Avoid drama at all costs!