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How To Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
So what would you do if a zombie apocalypse comes around? Would you commit suicide? Would you try to save your family and friends or would you kill them and save yourself?? This guilde will show what not and what to do. That’s if you survive for that long.
To survive a zombie apocalypse…
Your Mental and Physical Being
No offence but you have to be in good shape if your ever going to survive. You’ll need to run a lot, and eat very low amounts of food. You also got to think of surviving. Never think of dieing, you do that then their isn’t a point in reading this glide. Never leave anybody behind, even if their bitten, they can provide protection since they’ll scream when they see a dead person running to them. Just do the best you can and you’ll be fine. If you’ve been bitten a shot to the head is painless (Just don’t do it until you absolutely can’t go on). Oh and if your scared of blood, it’s good just to die from the beginning because soooo much blood will be shed, unless you push yourself to handle it…
Weapons and Gear
This is not a video game where you find ammo in a hospital room. This is real life and ammo doesn’t fall from the sky. That is why guns are not very reliable. My weapon of choice would be a broom or mop. If you have an antique sword then use it. Swords and broom sticks, or mops are fast. Maybe not as lethal as guns but aren’t as heavy or hard to use either. If you have a sword its a simple slash to the head. If you have a broom then you’ll need skill. But your not a zombie assassin you are just trying to live. A broom will keep them away long enough for you to make a run for it if you hit hard enough. But if you have a gun use it only when you have no other choice. Try to make every shot count. Which means you’ll need good aiming. Also you need things to help you from not getting bitten. Try wearing thick boots and gloves. Get a skateboard helmet, knee guards, elbow guards, and goggles, also get a heavy duty backpack. Also get binoculars and flare guns with flares. If you don’t find some of these things its alright, move on. Wear thick pants and a plastic raincoat, or wear 2 pants and a 2 plastic raincoats, just in case… You can get all these from the supermarket read how to get into a super market in the next section.
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i think i will bear this in mind all im bothered about is protecting my family
Protecting your family is one thing, protecting yourself is another. Although it’s possible to survive an apocalypse, this is not the same with a family. A family is difficult to take care of when an event of this magnitude occurs. Especially when the first few break outs occur, your kids might be the first ones to get infected, who knows… An example of this happened on Dawn of the dead. A woman’s daughter got infected, killed her father, and a few seconds later the dad was one of them. The woman basically lost her family in less then a minute. Scary huh…
Don’t feel sad about my reply, as long as you have enough food and water, then you’re fine. Just make sure you got a well-defended home and maybe some extra fire arms, maybe from your neighbor. That’s it.