How to Tell If You’re a Loser

Published by Land Shark in Humor
July 22, 2009

Do you think you’re a loser? Answer these questions to confirm your worries.

How many friends do you have? If you answered less than 5, you’re a loser.
Do you go to gaming/movie conventions? If you answered yes, you’re a loser.
What sort of parties do you go to? If you answered gaming, or computer parties, you’re a loser.
Do you play World of Warcraft or anything like it? If you answered yes, you’re a loser.
Do you fish, hunt, or anything else of that sort? If you answered yes, you’re a loser.
How many people are in your phone’s contact list? If you answered 10 or less, you’re a loser.
What level are you in Call of Duty? If you answered a number, you’re a loser.
Have you ever pre-ordered a game? If you answered yes, you’re a loser.
Are you only friends with people of your gender? If you answered yes, you’re a loser.
Why did you read this article? If you answered anything besides you were bored, you’re a loser.

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