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I Lost It Again – My Keys

Published by mzmax100 in Humor
September 2, 2009

Before searching for the lost, check the obvious with these tips…

There comes a time in everyone’s life where they’ve lost their keys. Some spend hours looking for them, others simply give up and make new ones. To avoid getting yourself into such a mess and save yourself time – it’s important to look in the most obvious places you’d have never imagined!

a. In your car. – This is by far one of the most common places where we forget our keys. Just be hopeful that your your keys aren’t inside the car when it’s locked… 

Don’t put yourself in a position like this guy ->

b. In your hand. – Believe it or not, if you carry your keys around with you all the time, you may not notice they are there!

c. Check with your neighbour, friend or family members – after all, keys all look the same to some people…

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d. Okay, I’ve locked the door – oops where are my keys? – keys are used to open things, you put them in, you twist, but don’t forget to take them back out!

Oh, and don’t lock yourself out in the process…

e. What’s that jingling in your pockets? Seems obvious right, but people still forget to check in their pants…

f. It’s in your shoe! – remember, shoes are used to put your feet in, not your keys…

g. Wait, do I have a key? – no comment…just no comment. DOH!

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  1. Posted September 2, 2009 at 4:54 am

    Great article. Your right, lots of people really do lose their keys a lot. This would really help those people! Thanks for sharing.

  2. Posted September 2, 2009 at 5:06 am

    Made me laugh. I know this all too well. One must laugh at themselves when this happens or go crazy. LOL Great article!

  3. Posted September 2, 2009 at 5:09 am

    Made me laugh/ One must laugh at themselves when this happens or go crazy. LOL Like it!

  4. Posted September 2, 2009 at 5:11 am

    Cute. Never look for your keys. Always look for your key ring. Your keys will be on it.

  5. Posted September 2, 2009 at 8:19 am

    I found my husband’s keys in the freezer one time.

  6. Posted September 2, 2009 at 9:25 am

    I laughed a lot-and the pictures were awesome!! Great piece!

  7. Posted September 2, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Thanks for the tips!

  8. Posted September 2, 2009 at 9:44 am

    sweet mzmax, very funny and helpful!

  9. Posted September 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Hahaha, very funny article. It happens to me all the time especially in the shoes. :P

  10. Posted September 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Hehe, thanks all for the great comments. Darla, I would have liked to hear how those keys ended up in the freezer lol?

    Max

  11. Posted September 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    This brought a smile to my face! I plead guilty to many of these including the first lol

  12. Posted September 3, 2009 at 12:32 am

    Funny, I like this article, I’ve enjoy reading!

  13. Posted September 3, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    I often lose things and often they are in the most obvious places. This piece was funny as well as a good read.

  14. Posted September 5, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    I’ve never lost my keys……but I did lose my house once, which I suppose is fairly similar!

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