Advantages of being a woman:

• Kicks to the groin don’t hurt as much
• You can depend on the man to provide and protect you
• You don’t have to worry about chapped lips, because your lips are usually glossy

Disadvantages of being a woman:

• The time of the month (periods)
• Being the one who carries the baby for 9 months (the pain and suffering of going through labor)
• Most men expect you to eith have a pretty face, big boobs, big rear end, and the perfect body
• You have to deal with long hair (getting up every morning to do your hair can be tiresome)
• Some men only want one thing

Advantages of being a man:

• No periods
• You don’t have to go into child labor
• Men are usually stronger than woman
• You don’t have to shop for braws
• A $5.00 haircut can last you about a week (you can brush your hair and go in the morning in  a matter of minutes)

Disadvantages of being a man:

•  Most woman expect you to protect them (you might be skinny, short, and the other guy could be a big-strong wrestler who must protect your girlfriend from)
• Lots of girls expect you to come in large packages
• Sometimes you feel that if you don’t have muscle then you’re not attractive
• When you lost your job its the end of the world
• We carry a strong sense of pride (if we can’t provide for our loved ones and family, we feel less of a man)
• Some men’s pride are hurt by women who get paid more money than them