Joke Captions for a Photo

 JOKES BASED ON A PHOTO

An idea for taking a photograph and seeing how many amusing captions I can create for it.

The photo is of myself, with a breakfast painted onto my bald head. My lovely friend, Lethal Gem did the artwork and the photograph was taken by our great friend Ian Wilson.

CAPTIONS

Arthur made such good breakfasts he let it go to his head.

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Ha! Ha! The yoke’s on you.

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They said breakfast was thrown in for the price, but I didn’t realize they meant literally

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I’ve heard of having egg on your face but this is ridiculous.

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Breakfast served until 11 AM – you may wear it all day though.

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I’ll never complain to the headwaiter about breakfast going cold again.

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They say you can fry an egg on the pavements in this heatwave. I wonder if my hothead could achieve it to.

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Don’t make it too realistic or someone will stick a fork in my head.

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So glad I didn’t order porridge with lots of milk.

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Imagine the mess if this was drawn onto a full head of hair.

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I don’t know whether to shower or put my head in the dishwasher

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I think the idea could catch on. Instead of having photos of the meals in a restaurant on the menus or walls, why not draw meals on the heads of the waiters who each bend down to show you their scalps so you can point to the head and meal most appealing to you? Sorry, curry and chips are off today. That waiter is ill. We can do you this lovely all day breakfast though.

Add your own captions in comments too if you like.

Arthur Chappell