Richard Nixon’s version of the Statue of Liberty. Hope you love pork! The plaque at the bottom reads, “I’m not a crook.” Wall Street proposes to replace the old Statue of Liberty with this one.

The hazards of blind dating. First line out of her mouth: “Our friend Anna tells me you have a great personality. I’m sure you’ll find that I do to.” Celibacy is a beautiful thing…

This pooch seems to be having a nice day at the park. He’s gone incognito because he’s dodging alimony payments and child support to his ex-wife. He seems to be saying, “Guess which major Walt Disney Pet Movie I starred in!”