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Time for a new batch of fortune cookie sayings. This time we explore the world of the podiatrist.

1.  Watch what you are saying. Never stick your foot into your mouth.

2.   The use of odor eaters will definitely improve your sex life.

3.   Your breasts are as flat as your feet. Do something about them.

4.   Don’t let everyone just walk all over you. Stand up for yourself.

5.   All is not well if your feet smell.

6.   Never ask someone to scratch your itchy feet.

7.   Don’t just loaf around. Get a pair of loafers instead.

8.   Don’t slip her a drink. Wear a pair of slippers instead.

9.   Cut your toenails at least after every full moon.

10. Cookies in shoes should never be used as desserts.