You’ve just received your report card. You did really well in every class except science. In fact, you got a D in your science class. Here are 10 excuses for failing your science class:

1. I couldn’t dig my Earth class. It was too deep.
2. I’d rather study rock and roll instead of rocks
3. I couldn’t understand the scientific principles of crystal. However, I did get a date with a girl named Crystal.
4. My instructor and I didn’t hit it off. We had the wrong chemistry.
5. I had problems telling the difference between reptiles and amphibians
6. I got stuck on solids, liquids, and gas. It just didn’t matter to me.
7. I thought that an electron was a Pokemon character
8. I mixed up the wrong chemicals in lab and turned my professor into a newt
9. I started cloning cockroaches and the whole class got upset with me
10. I went to the furniture store and could never find a periodic table