Ten Fortune Cookie Sayings from Spock

Spock is one of the most memorable characters in Star Trek. He was part human and part Vulcan. He analyzed everything. He was logical and emotionally detached. Here are ten fortune cookie sayings from Spock:

1. It is logical to assume that if you face ten angry men in a deserted alley, you will encounter much pain and suffering
2. It is logical to assume that if you win the multi-million dollar lottery, you will have many new friends the following day
3. It is logical to assume that if a meteor hits your house, your homeowner’s insurance policy will not cover the damage
4. It is logical to assume that if you see a person with long, pointy ears, he just might be a Vulcan
5. It is logical to assume that if spent all your money investing in auto stocks, you are currently driving home in a clunker
6. It is logical to assume that if you went to a restaurant and had meat that was under cooked or spoiled; your next visit may be to your local hospital
7. It is logical to assume that if you failed your math test, your parents will ground you
8. It is logical to assume that if you call a bully a name, you will have some new and unusual marks on your body
9. It is logical to assume that if you jump off a tall building, Superman will not save you
10. It is logical to assume that if your wife discovers you in the arms of another woman, you will soon feel a great amount of separation anxiety