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10 Really Funny Country Music Song Titles
Some Country tunes are meant to be funny, some amusing songs are supposed to be serious but are hysterical.
One Sunday morning a few years back while reading the Sunday paper, we flipped on the TV and somehow landed on the CMT Country Music Video Countdown. It happened that several of the videos in the top 20 were hilarious.
We were instantly hooked on country music. The videos made us laugh; the music made us smile. Some of the titles are very funny; many of the artists are really entertaining and talented singers, as well.
So, here is a list of my favorite, funny Country Music song titles. It only gets better; take some time to check out the actual lyrics!
- I’d Like to Check You For Ticks
- I Got Friends in Low Places
- I’m So Much Cooler On-Line
- I Ain’t As Good As I Once Was, But I’m Good, Once, As I Ever Was
- Would You Like Fries With That, (the divorce song) (The lyrics are even funnier)
- It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere (OK, not funny, but makes a really good point)
- I’m Gonna Hire A Wino to Decorate our Home
- Whiskey for My Men, Beer for My Horses
- Get Drunk and Be Somebody
- Jesus Loves You But I Don’t (My Favorite!)
The only things more entertaining than the song titles are the lyrics. Brad Paisley songs get the award here. If you want a good chuckle, check out “I’m Sure Gonna Miss Her,” (The Fishing Song) If you don’t laugh at this one you have no sense of humor. Brad also does a song called, “I’m Still a Guy.” Good to know he’s still “got a pair.”
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how about:
“I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back and crying over you”?
all those songs have funny lyrics…lol out of all those ones I think that I’m still a guy is the funniest… and I’m as good once, as I ever was, and so much cooler on-line… but yeah that’s just my opinion.
How about “I gave her a ring, but she gave me the finger”
I Ain’t As Good As I Once Was, But I’m Good, Once, As I Ever Was…
HUH???
Thanks for enjoying! Kim & Dave, those ARE good! Ted, red the title again, then think of a bit of an older guy saying, “I ain’t as good as I once was…..but I’m good ONCE, (as in one time)…as I ever was. Make sense? Take a look at Toby Keith’s video of the song. If you haven’t seen it, I guaren-damn-tee ya you will laugh.
Madison
How about “Drunker Than Satan” by Horatio Lee Jenkins?
There ain’t nothin funnier than humiliating the devil in a drinking contest!!
Keep ‘um coming, I love the input!!!
MP
does anyone know the kinda funny country song that keeps making you think its about to say a bad word and then changes to a new sentence. example “Youre a big piece of turkey, i would like to kick you in the soccer ball” i know this is a bad example to but i just couldnt think of a better one. The song is not new and is sang by a male. I know this isnt what the forum is about but can anyone help???
Ever heard “All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo.” by Tommy Collins?
It’s hillarious!
“Oh, why do people go to zoos to watch the monkeys play and flock around the cages b the dozen?”
“Could it be that they’re missing links for their family tree and they hope to recognize a long-lost cousin?”
couple more classics…..
Walk out the door backwards so I think you’re coming in
You’re the reason our kids are ugly
Freebs,
Ha, funny ones. Alvarez, I haven’t heard that one; there are some really funny ones, huh?
Feebs, the one I can think of is “Some Beach” by Bruce Sheldon. The play on words is Some Beach instead of “SOB” It’s a great song and even funnier video! Check it out.
3 of my favorites:
“the only good years in our life were the tires on our car”
“She broke my heart while I broke my back”
“I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mama”
Alverez, is it. “there was an old farmer”? aka “The Farmer”
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
He sat in the meadow a shaking is fist
At some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their marbles
And play things and in days of yore
There came a young lady she looked like a
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dresses and showed us her…
THERE”S MORE VERSES
how about hilbilies like it in the hay
hrw: the funny song that makes you think of another word than what hes actually saying is called “Love You” where hes really saying F*** U. Lyrics are like” LOVE you, LOVE this town, LOVE this mother LOVEing truck that keeps breaking the LOVE down…”
I love the song (and it’s title) “I Got Friends in Low Places”! I’ve got it stuck in my head now. LOL