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10 Really Funny Country Music Song Titles

Published by Madison Parker in Life
April 30th, 2008

Some Country tunes are meant to be funny, some amusing songs are supposed to be serious but are hysterical.

One Sunday morning a few years back while reading the Sunday paper, we flipped on the TV and somehow landed on the CMT Country Music Video Countdown. It happened that several of the videos in the top 20 were hilarious.

We were instantly hooked on country music. The videos made us laugh; the music made us smile. Some of the titles are very funny; many of the artists are really entertaining and talented singers, as well.

So, here is a list of my favorite, funny Country Music song titles. It only gets better; take some time to check out the actual lyrics!

  1. I’d Like to Check You For Ticks
  2. I Got Friends in Low Places
  3. I’m So Much Cooler On-Line
  4. I Ain’t As Good As I Once Was, But I’m Good, Once, As I Ever Was
  5. Would You Like Fries With That, (the divorce song) (The lyrics are even funnier)

  6. It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere (OK, not funny, but makes a really good point) 

  7. I’m Gonna Hire A Wino to Decorate our Home
  8. Whiskey for My Men, Beer for My Horses 

  9. Get Drunk and Be Somebody 

  10. Jesus Loves You But I Don’t (My Favorite!)

The only things more entertaining than the song titles are the lyrics. Brad Paisley songs get the award here. If you want a good chuckle, check out “I’m Sure Gonna Miss Her,” (The Fishing Song) If you don’t laugh at this one you have no sense of humor. Brad also does a song called, “I’m Still a Guy.” Good to know he’s still “got a pair.”

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  1. Dave Dragon
    Posted April 30, 2008 at 8:25 am

    how about:
    “I’ve got tears in my ears from lying on my back and crying over you”?

  2. MiZeryMaKer666
    Posted April 30, 2008 at 9:33 am

    all those songs have funny lyrics…lol out of all those ones I think that I’m still a guy is the funniest… and I’m as good once, as I ever was, and so much cooler on-line… but yeah that’s just my opinion.

  3. Kim
    Posted May 1, 2008 at 10:30 am

    How about “I gave her a ring, but she gave me the finger”

  4. Ted
    Posted May 2, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    I Ain’t As Good As I Once Was, But I’m Good, Once, As I Ever Was…
    HUH???

  5. Madison Parker
    Posted May 3, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Thanks for enjoying! Kim & Dave, those ARE good! Ted, red the title again, then think of a bit of an older guy saying, “I ain’t as good as I once was…..but I’m good ONCE, (as in one time)…as I ever was. Make sense? Take a look at Toby Keith’s video of the song. If you haven’t seen it, I guaren-damn-tee ya you will laugh.
    Madison

  6. Tim
    Posted June 29, 2008 at 1:35 am

    How about “Drunker Than Satan” by Horatio Lee Jenkins?

    There ain’t nothin funnier than humiliating the devil in a drinking contest!!

  7. Madison Parker
    Posted September 14, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Keep ‘um coming, I love the input!!!
    MP

  8. hrw
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    does anyone know the kinda funny country song that keeps making you think its about to say a bad word and then changes to a new sentence. example “Youre a big piece of turkey, i would like to kick you in the soccer ball” i know this is a bad example to but i just couldnt think of a better one. The song is not new and is sang by a male. I know this isnt what the forum is about but can anyone help???

  9. alvarez
    Posted December 24, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Ever heard “All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo.” by Tommy Collins?
    It’s hillarious!
    “Oh, why do people go to zoos to watch the monkeys play and flock around the cages b the dozen?”
    “Could it be that they’re missing links for their family tree and they hope to recognize a long-lost cousin?”

  10. Feebs
    Posted December 30, 2008 at 6:48 am

    couple more classics…..

    Walk out the door backwards so I think you’re coming in

    You’re the reason our kids are ugly

  11. Posted January 13, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Freebs,

    Ha, funny ones. Alvarez, I haven’t heard that one; there are some really funny ones, huh?

    Feebs, the one I can think of is “Some Beach” by Bruce Sheldon. The play on words is Some Beach instead of “SOB” It’s a great song and even funnier video! Check it out.

  12. zebatron
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    3 of my favorites:

    “the only good years in our life were the tires on our car”

    “She broke my heart while I broke my back”

    “I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mama”

  13. †Scott†
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Alverez, is it. “there was an old farmer”? aka “The Farmer”
    There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
    He sat in the meadow a shaking is fist
    At some boys who were down by the crick
    Their feet in the water their hands on their marbles
    And play things and in days of yore
    There came a young lady she looked like a
    Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
    She pulled up her dresses and showed us her…
    THERE”S MORE VERSES

  14. 1987287623
    Posted June 2, 2009 at 8:42 am

    how about hilbilies like it in the hay

  15. michelle
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    hrw: the funny song that makes you think of another word than what hes actually saying is called “Love You” where hes really saying F*** U. Lyrics are like” LOVE you, LOVE this town, LOVE this mother LOVEing truck that keeps breaking the LOVE down…”

  16. Posted September 23, 2009 at 1:55 am

    I love the song (and it’s title) “I Got Friends in Low Places”! I’ve got it stuck in my head now. LOL

  17. Buck
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    I still believe that the funniest country song they have ever put out so far is, “Don’t Touch My Willie” by Kevin Fowler !

  18. Angel
    Posted April 14, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    Nice List! A few more to add…

    John Anderson – John Deere Green
    Tracy Byrd – 10 Rounds with Jose Cuervo
    Joe Nichols – Tequilla Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

  19. Posted April 14, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Zeb: I haven’t heard the Goodyear one! Very Funny! Love it!
    I actually loved the video “Hillbillies in the Hay,” Good pick!
    Buck, I’ve gotta hear that one!
    Angel: I have 10 Rounds and I love that song! Have you seen the video for Jose Cuervo? It’s not what you’d expect but really funny.

  20. T
    Posted May 15, 2010 at 7:35 am

    How about the newer song where he sings about praying that bad things happen?

  21. Posted August 16, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    I love country music!

  22. Posted August 16, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    oh and to T. That song is called pray for you by Jaron jaron and the long road to love.

  23. Posted September 27, 2010 at 12:12 am

    I pray for you is really funny! I love that song. Since I wrote this, Billy Currington cut that new record, “I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer.” I love that one!

  24. Posted October 10, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    MP, I think you’re thinking of “some beach,” Blake Shelton. It’s on one of my lists…
    Shay Davidson/Madison Parker

  25. Posted October 10, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Michelle, You’re thinking of Jack Ingram’s,” Love you”. I saw him at the Country Throwdown tour last summer; he is one hot country boy and a great entertainer, as well. He had a short set in the show yet he had the crowd on their feet. “When Little Big Town” came on, it was dead quiet in the crowd and I actually felt sorry for them! They are excellent singers but performance wise, they don’t rank very high.
    Shay Davidson/Madison Parker

  26. Dawn
    Posted October 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    sugarland “it happens”
    Kevin Fowler “pound sign”
    Darius Rucker w/Brad Paisley “i don’t care”

  27. Posted November 1, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    I love Sugarland! That is a funny song, “Sorry ’bout your dent, baby.” Ha! Brad does lots of funny songs but I have to hear this one; I don’t know it! Thanks for reading,
    Shay/Madison Parker

  28. Posted December 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    He had to drink a beer to keep his britches on his hips/ At night we slept cause we was tired/the reason we broke up was a matter of religion, he thought he was God, and I didn’t.

  29. george mosko
    Posted December 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    You used to be my rock but now you’re just a gravel on the road…..key of Bb

  30. george
    Posted December 17, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    She was bred in ole kentucky but she’s just a crumb up here.key of C#

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