Congratulations on purchasing your new home. All right, so it’s actually not new. It’s a foreclosed home. You got yourself a real bargain. You should be proud. Wait a minute. There are a few things wrong with the home. It’s too bad for you. That’s the way the house crumbles. Here are ten reasons you may have for regretting to buy a foreclosed home:

1. The foundation is sinking. The bricks are crumbling. And your nerves are shattering.
2. The roof is a disaster. How do you like having a water fountain in your living room?
3. The electricity is touch and go. For the most part, it is a no go. Don’t worry. It’s a real adventure living in the dark.
4. The dishwasher doesn’t work. Now is the time to rough it. Put a little elbow grease in your cleaning. Who needs a dishwasher anyway?
5. The garbage disposal doesn’t work. Now we’re getting serious. Make sure you eat everything off your plate. You can buy a new disposal tomorrow.
6. The furnace is in critical condition. Call a doctor or at least a repairman. Prepare for bad news.
7. The ducts are filthy. Even the ducks are abandoning this ship. Call for ductwork at once.
8. The hot water heater is broken. Isn’t it refreshing to have a nice cold shower? Why are you looking so blue?
9. The toilets aren’t working properly. It’s one thing to be over flowing with love. It’s quite another to be overflowing with…. It’s enough for you to say #@!#%!.
10. The basement is flooding. The basement is flooding. Prepare the life jackets. It’s going to be a rocky night.