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10 Reasons Why Making Love is So Much Better Than Checkers

Published by Michael Degenhardt in Life
March 13, 2009

Come on, sure you all have asked the question.

Okay, this question has plagued man for some time. I will do my best to answer it for you all in terms that will make it clear.

1)      Checkers seems to be game, while making love is not a game, in fact it’s quite serious, but during it one could play games with another.

2)      Checkers has the same kind of jumping over and over, as if it’s robotic. Making love is a natural thing that should never be robotic in order to enjoy.

3)      Checkers has winners and loser, while making love has only winners

4)      A game of checkers ends quick, while though making love can end quick, hopefully not that often, there’s a down time that many can enjoy

5)      Checkers is a game for children, while making love should be solely for us adults. It is something that we should have that they cannot have, we do not have to share

6)      Okay, this isn’t one I believe, checkers is only for two players, while I’ve heard that making love can be for more (sorry I put this in hear for added content LOL)

7)      Checkers has men jumping men. Making love involves choices, where mine is a man and a woman.

8)      In checkers there are rules. Making love, provided it’s behind closed doors, shouldn’t have any rules.

9)      Checkers is played always on a board. Making love could actually be done anywhere

10)  In checkers you might lose some pieces and have to wait until you purchase a new game. Making love allows us to only lose that which we want to lose and to whom.

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6 Comments

  1. Posted March 13, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    A very interesting article with great advice to it.

  2. Posted March 13, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Some fun points in this! Point 6 made me smile!

  3. payge
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    A cute piece to read and very intereating.I dont know how to play checkers,but a interesting take on making love.I really liked this one .

  4. Posted March 13, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Very interesting piece,
    never thought about them in
    this way
    great work!

  5. Lauren Axelrod
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    He he…loved #6 also

  6. Posted March 15, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    hmmm… good comparison…

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