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10 Signs That Your Prom is a Disaster

Published by Steven West in Life
May 19, 2009

Here are 10 signs that your prom is not going well.

Prom night is a special night. You dress very fancy and have an elegant evening. What could possibly go wrong? Here are ten signs that your prom night is turning into a disaster:

1.   Your date spends  more time talking to your best friend then to you. He then asks you if he can call your friend up for a date.

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2.   Your date arrives driving a pickup truck that smells of gas and grease. He also does not brush his teeth or use deodorant.

3.   Your date doesn’t have a clue how to dance. He steps on your feet constantly.

4.   Your date gives you a bouquet of dead flowers.

5.   Your date tells you how beautiful you look while spraying his mouth with breath spray. He then sneezes directly into your face.

6.   Your date accidentally steps on your toes and rips your expensive dress.

7.   Your date starts to pick his teeth and his nose at the same time.

8.   Your date starts falling asleep at the dinner table and then snores loudly.

9.   Your date invites his loudest friends to sit with you at the dinner table. Your date decides to do all the ordering and starts putting you down.

10. Your date constantly complains about his tuxedo. He complains about the cost of the dinner. He complains about the dress that you are wearing. He complains about everything. Eventually, you have had enough of his complaining. You dump a glass of cold water over his head and leave the prom in tears.

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  1. Mark Grisham
    Posted May 19, 2009 at 3:22 am

    11) You try to kiss someone that already has a Boyfriend then almost get in a fight over it.

  2. Posted May 19, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    at any rate,
    what a date ,
    hope it doesn’t end ,
    as a date rape

  3. toni
    Posted May 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    so what if you don’t have a date?

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