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10 Signs You’ve Had Too Much to Drink

Published by funnyman in Life
June 10, 2008

The effects of alcohol on a person who has had too much to drink.

  1. The bartender asks what bus you would take home in casual conversation.
  2. You keep playing the slot machine but all it doesis play music.
  3. You’re stirring your drink with a Cheeto.
  4. You start singing Oh Danny Boy but you’re in a German pub.
  5. The beer nuts you’re chewing on taste like a napkin.
  6. Your napkin is missing.
  7. The bartender asks if you want two more.
  8. You ask your girlfriend why she has four different colored eyes.
  9. A friend asks for the time and you give him your watch.
  10. The bartender tells you its last call but it’s only eight o’clock.

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